So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglas Adams (Pan, 1984); audiobook read by Martin Freeman (Macmillan, 2012) The ideas, as ever, are ingenious, and Adams is at the top of his game in reuniting Arthur Dent with the erstwhile-destroyed Planet Earth. The story, however, such as it is, hitchhikes half-heartedly while secretly yearning to become a Dirk…
42 Word Retrospectives
Heavy Weather
Heavy Weather by P. G. Wodehouse (Little, Brown and Company, 1933); audiobook read by Martin Jarvis (Canongate, 2008) Less a sequel, more a direct continuation of ‘Summer Lightning’. Wodehouse takes up the strands again and concocts a book-length encore of comedic misfortunes, double-crossings and plans hatched at cross purposes. Martin Jarvis narrates with dignity but over-eggs some of the voices.…
Guns, Germs, and Steel
Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies by Jared Diamond (W. W. Norton, 1997); audiobook read by Doug Ordunio (Random House, 2011) A scientific work without literary pretentions (the audiobook plods along to an almost soporific extent), but the flow of the argument and the weight of evidence are hard to dispute. Title notwithstanding, Diamond convincingly reduces human…
The Professionals #7: Hiding to Nothing
The Professionals #7: Hiding to Nothing by Kenneth Bulmer [as Ken Blake] (Sphere, 1980) This tie-in novel features three of the better Professionals episodes but becomes increasingly confused in the telling. In the second story, Bulmer makes no effort to distinguish between a plethora of non-regular characters. In the third, he muddles up Bodie and Doyle!
The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me
The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me by Roald Dahl; ill. Quentin Blake (Jonathan Cape, 1985) Roald Dahl is always imaginative but this must be his most delightful story, free from the dark themes so characteristic elsewhere. There is nothing here but crazy, cute, happy fun… and as ever the writing is perfectly paired with Quentin Blake’s illustrations.
The Complete Peanuts: 1991 to 1992
The Complete Peanuts: 1991 to 1992 by Charles M. Schulz (Fantagraphics Books, 2014) Despite Schulz’s at times self-indulgent format experimentations, Peanuts in the 90s starts to feel a little tired. (Snoopy’s cookie fixation, for instance, disappoints as a recurring punchline.) Nevertheless, there is much here to like. Only by his own benchmark is Schulz diminished.
Final Curtain
Final Curtain by Ngaio Marsh (Collins, 1947); audiobook read by James Saxon (BBC, 1995) Setting the scene is one thing, but Marsh goes so far as to leave Inspector Alleyn entirely absent for almost half the book. This, combined with a ho-hum denouement and repellent characters (laboriously portrayed), renders Final Curtain something of a damp squib.
At the Mountains of Madness
At the Mountains of Madness by H. P. Lovecraft (Arkham House, 1936); audiobook read by Edward Hermann (Blackstone, 2013) Sometimes the best horror stems from meticulous attention to detail in a real-world setting. Other times not. Lovecraft’s first-person narrator bemires himself in minutiae and in talking up the unspeakableness of what he is perennially about to relate. More soporific than…
Five Children and It
Five Children and It by E. Nesbit (T. Fisher Unwin, 1902); audiobook read by Johanna Ward (Blackstone, 1994) An endearing piece of children’s fiction from the turn of the 20th century, elegantly written yet still accessible (although society, of course, has changed considerably and the children’s monumental sense of entitlement is hard to stomach). Be careful what you wish for……
Tintin: Land of Black Gold
Tintin: Land of Black Gold by Hergé (Methuen, 1972) Land of Black Gold had a troubled creation (which ultimately shows), interrupted by the German invasion of Belgium in 1940, completed six years later and then revised twice more, ultimately being shoehorned— without a commensurate joie de vivre—into the Calculus years.