Category: 42 Word Reviews

Witnesses, Series 2

Witnesses, Series 2

by Hervé Hadmar & Marc Herpoux; dir. Hervé Hadmar (Channel 4, 2017)

subtitled, from ‘Les témoins’ (La Une, 2017)

TV poster: “Witnesses, Series 2” by Hervé Hadmar & Marc Herpoux; dir. Hervé Hadmar (Channel 4, 2017) [subtitled, from ‘Les témoins’ (La Une, 2017)]

8-part French crime drama. Hadmar aims for moody and disturbing, drawing events out until the house of crazy comes tumbling down, exposing everything and everyone as bizarrely motivated and rather pointless. Marie Dompnier evinces the presence and mien to carry it through.

Doctor Who: The Great Beyond

Doctor Who: The Great Beyond

by James Kettle (Big Finish, 2024)

Audio cover: “Doctor Who: The Great Beyond” by James Kettle (Big Finish, 2024)

A six-parter structured around a proper SF idea. While the plot follows recognisable patterns and the support characters play to standard, unnuanced types, Kettle lands a poignant denouement that allows the Doctor to live and grow from the consequences of his actions.

Black Mirror: White Christmas

Black Mirror: White Christmas

by Charlie Brooker; dir. Carl Tibbetts (BBC, 2014)

TV poster: “Black Mirror: White Christmas” by Charlie Brooker; dir. Carl Tibbetts (BBC, 2014)

The grimmest of Christmas specials, leavened only by Jon Hamm’s used-car salesman vibe as three flashback stories twist into barbed wire. Oona Chaplin conveys the potential horror of relative time in a virtual environment, paving the way for Rafe Spall’s unravelling denouement.

Vampire Cheerleaders 1

Vampire Cheerleaders 1

consisting of:

Vampire Cheerleaders: Fang Service” by Adam Arnold; ill. Shiei

Paranormal Mystery Squad: So My Sister’s a Bitch in Heat” by Adam Arnold; ill. Comipa (Seven Seas, 2011)

Manga cover: “Vampire Cheerleaders 1”, consisting of: “Vampire Cheerleaders: Fang Service” by Adam Arnold; ill. Shiei; and “Paranormal Mystery Squad: So My Sister’s a Bitch in Heat” by Adam Arnold; ill. Comipa (Seven Seas, 2011)

Manga. ‘Vampire Cheerleaders’ never gets past its own title, offering teen melodrama, mild titillation and forced humour with little real speculative edge. ‘Paranormal Mystery Squad’ has more potential, yet unfolds in a confused, cluttered mess while sketching its characters with a sledgehammer.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

dir. Tim Burton (2024)

Film poster: “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” dir. Tim Burton (2024)

So determinedly kooky that it forgets to be anything else, Burton directing a bog-standard redemption arc that renders Michael Keaton dramatically anonymous and wastes Winona Ryder’s talents. Notwithstanding Jenna Ortega and Arthur Conti, who give genuine performances, only the music is worthwhile.

Which Way to Anywhere

Which Way to Anywhere

by Cressida Cowell (Hodder & Stoughton, 2022)

audiobook read by Cressida Cowell (Little, Brown, 2023)

Book cover: “Which Way to Anywhere” by Cressida Cowell (Hodder & Stoughton, 2022); audiobook read by Cressida Cowell (Little, Brown, 2023)

Another quite masterful MG fantasy adventure series-in-the-making. The audiobook production is hobbled somewhat by inexplicably lame sound effects. Cowell herself reads very much as if standing in for David Tennant, her narration proving perfectly adequate except insofar as it emphasises an absence.

Black Mirror: Plaything

Black Mirror: Plaything

by Charlie Brooker; dir. David Slade (Netflix, 2025)

TV poster: “Black Mirror: Plaything” by Charlie Brooker; dir. David Slade (Netflix, 2025)

Quality near-future SF. The premise (true artificial intelligence) is obliquely approached, the viewer first overawed by Peter Capaldi’s presence, drawn into rubbernecking by Lewis Gribben’s performance, and lulled by the adroitly executed 90s-style simulation game Thronglets. Quiet dark humour completes the backdrop.

I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons

I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons

by Peter S. Beagle (Simon & Schuster, 2024)

audiobook read by Shaun Taylor-Corbett (Simon & Schuster Audio, 2024)

Book cover: “I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons” by Peter S. Beagle (Simon & Schuster, 2024); audiobook read by Shaun Taylor-Corbett (Simon & Schuster Audio, 2024)

A gentle fantasy that subverts tropes even while making use of them. Though dragons feature, most of the plot is submerged-iceberg character development: Robert and Princess Cerise in particular, but also Prince Reginald, Ostvald and Elfrieda. Taylor-Corbett’s audiobook reading plays to this.

Face It: A Memoir

Face It: A Memoir

by Debbie Harry (HarperCollins, 2019)

audiobook read by Debbie Harry (Jammer Audiobooks, 2020)

Book cover: “Face It: A Memoir” by Debbie Harry (HarperCollins, 2019); audiobook read by Debbie Harry (Jammer Audiobooks, 2020)

Like many memoirs, this focusses disproportionately on the early years—particularly the New York punk scene of the 1970s, for which Harry has a nostalgic fondness (without romanticising). Her account reveals a learn-as-you-go approach to life, reflected upon without pretence or dissembling.

Locke & Key: Heaven and Earth

Locke & Key: Heaven and Earth

by Joe Hill; ill. Gabriel Rodriguez (IDW, 2020)

Graphic novel cover: “Locke & Key: Heaven and Earth” by Joe Hill; ill. Gabriel Rodriguez (IDW, 2020)

Two standalone stories plus one vignette (and some indulgent author/illustrator photos). While ‘Open the Moon’ has a wistful sort of charm, ‘In the Can’ is a non-event and ‘Grindhouse’ rolls out its exploitation film vibe without pushback. Grey tones. Borderline-grotesque character art.

Derelict Space Sheep