42 Word Review: Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3

dir. Sam Raimi (2007)

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In this overlong third instalment Spiderman shrugs off impalement and collides wantonly with buildings, seemingly impervious to physical injury. The plot manoeuvers like a semi-trailer and Tobey Maguire’s Peter Parker slumps to a new and excruciating nadir of teen romance slush. #Unwatchable.


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